Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Emma Watson Isn’t Starring in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Like Really. For Real.
For some reason (meaning "this is how these things work"), it was rumored that Emma Watson, the erstwhile Hermione Granger from the 'Harry Potter' franchise, would be taking on the lead in the film adaption of the BDSM mommy-porn bestseller 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
A rumor “confirmed” by some hackers -- something Watson herself found so hilarious that she decided to address it herself thi
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Really Is Being Booted from ‘The View’ + Barbara Walters Is Mad It Was Leaked
Things have been a tad messy for the lineup on 'The View,' with long-running host Joy Behar leaving, Brooke Shields rumored to be taking her place and right-wing conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck facing firing rumors that Barbara Walters herself denied on the show last week.
Publicly, anyway. Behind closed doors? Well, that's another story.
Lindsay Lohan’s Case Goes to Trial on Monday
Even though Lindsay Lohan could have gotten out of her recent legal woes by taking a plea deal, she refused every single offer made to her -- and will thus go to trial on Monday, March 18.
Mark your calendars, kids. Miss Lohan could be facing up to 245 days in jail for her probation gaffe. Or, you know, probably not, since she's a celebrity and all.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Maybe it just sounded better in his head, but this actor once (regretfully) admitted out loud, "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."
StarDust: Kris Jenner May Have a Sex Tape and Now We Don’t Want Dinner + More
- Kris Jenner probably has her own sex tape, because it's pretty much the family business.
Jesse James Is Getting Married Again Since, You Know, It Went So Well Last Time
Wedding bells are on the horizon for Jesse James and his soon-to-be fourth wife, drag racer Alexis DeJoria. It may seem like only yesterday that he was breaking the hearts of his third wife Sandra Bullock and former fiancee Kat Von D, but his peen moved on a long time ago.
Man. Keep up, people.
Judge Judy Being Sued for Cheaping Out on Someone’s Wildly Overpriced China
When Judith Sheindlin -- aka TV's 'Judge Judy' -- bought some used china from her producer, she probably didn't think it would end in a ridiculous lawsuit. After all, who would try to sue a woman who's been a judge for more than three decades and is known for her take-no-prisoners approach to life?
But that's exactly what happened -- Judy is the defendant in a $514,000 lawsuit over what must be th
Charlie Sheen’s Kid Was Bullied, So He Wants You to Vandalize Her School
Charlie Sheen's inner warlock once again emerged when his 9-year-old daughter Sam became the target of bullying. So he did what any parent would do and called upon his over 9 million Twitter followers to get their finest rotten eggs, toilet paper and dog crap and vandalize his little girl's school.
Sounds reasonable.
Try Not to Smile When You Watch Billy Joel Make This Kid’s Life [VIDEO]
When singer and pianist Billy Joel went to Vanderbilt University in January for a Q&A session on campus, he probably didn't think he'd get to play Fairy Godfather (it's a thing because we say it is).
But by the end of the night, he was practically holding a magic wand -- because he gave one dude the experience of a lifetime.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?
Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Aren’t Talking About Their Breakup, But These GIFs Will
Now that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth seem to be kaput, we'd really like some sort of comment from Miley herself about what the past few weeks have been like for her.
But since she's not using social media to talk about her personal life anymore, we had to create our own narrative. Via GIFs, of course.