Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Zooey Deschanel + Katy Perry – Celebrity Doppelgangers
The doe-eyed pair of Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have long been confused for one another, but we have a helpful tip for telling them apart.
If the person in question is dressed like a cross between a hipster and a 1950s housewife, it's Zooey Deschanel. If she's wearing hot pants and looks like she might have stolen the clothes off a cartoon character and/or drag queen, it's Katy Perry.
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Khloe Kardashian Wants to Talk to You About Your Blossoming Lady Parts
It's official: There is no endorsement deal beneath the Kardashians. From diet pills to shady credit cards, that family is willing to put their names on just about anything for the right price.
But now Khloe Kardashian -- you may know her better as the childless one with the husband she actually lives with -- has really proven the point by boldly going where no Kardashian has gone before: young
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Either a Baby Bump or Salt-Related Bloat. Hard to Say. [PHOTO]
Just in case you somehow forgot that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bringing a bouncing baby something into the world, Kim wants to remind you with a photo of her supposed baby bump -- which doesn't look much different than the average stomach after it's had a big meal or too many salty snacks.
StarDust: Speidi Spent All Their Money Because They Expected an Apocalypse + More
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt blew all their money before 12/21/12. Blame the Mayans.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Wait, so a celebrity actually knows what the word "synonym" means? This musician once whined, "It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag."
Katie Couric Tells Jimmy Kimmel About a Super Awkward Date She Once Had With Larry King
Journalist Katie Couric was on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' on Thursday night (Jan. 31), and after some prompting, she told the most horrifying story now implanted in the minds of humanity. Specifically, that one time she went on a date with living fossil and suspender-wearing Larry King.
More Evidence Proves Ashton Kutcher + Steve Jobs Were Separated at Birth [PHOTO]
Let's play a game. Based on the image at left, which side is Apple founder Steve Jobs and which side is Ashton Kutcher, the actor playing him in the upcoming biopic 'jOBS'?
Kris Humphries Is Using Kim Kardashian’s Own Words to Prove Their Marriage Was Fraudulent
Basketball player and shortest Kim Kardashian hubbie (so far) Kris Humphries is currently in the middle of an epic fight to prove Kim married him under false pretenses -- which would thus give him leverage to get a much-desired annulment.
Ashley Judd + Dario Franchitti Call It Quits
Actress Ashley Judd and her husband, Indy 500 champion Dario Franchitti, are splitting after just over 10 years of marriage. In the real world that's not very long at all, but by Hollywood standards, they basically died in each other's arms like that old couple in 'The Notebook.'
Tom Brady + Gisele Bundchen Prove They’re Richer Than You by Adding a Moat to Their Fortress [PHOTOS]
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are super rich. How rich are they? They're so rich that the $20 million L.A. home they live in is getting its own moat. For serious.
Mary O’Connor, Hugh Hefner’s Longtime Secretary + Overseer of Playmates, Passes Away
Hugh Hefner's secretary of over 40 years, Mary O'Connor, has gone to that great Playboy Mansion in the sky. And the sassy den-mother, who saw scores of playmates bounce their man-made boobies about, will be missed by not only Hef, but by the plasticine ladies who knew her.
Barbara Walters Is Experiencing a Second Childhood, Complete With Chicken Pox [VIDEO]
Barbara Walters is having one hell of a month. Just over a week after falling and cutting her head, she's now been diagnosed with chicken pox. Did we mention she's 83?