Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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StarDust: Gwyneth Paltrow Ruins Breakfast Forever + More
- Gwyneth Paltrow's grandfather once told her that her breasts resembled two fried eggs.
Mark Cuban Makes Donald Trump Another Offer He’ll Probably Refuse [VIDEO]
Billionaire and Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban issued yet another counter-offer to Donald Trump, mocking his birther-related bid to see a copy of President Obama's passport information and school records.
And while this offer does not involve Stephen Colbert's balls, the result would be equally satisfying. Well, for someone anyway.
Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi + More to Appear at Hurricane Sandy Benefit
Stars will flock to NBC on Friday night to raise money for the victims affected by Hurricane Sandy, which devastated the East Coast this week and left hundreds homeless and millions more without power.
Amanda Bynes Threatens to Sue Tabloid for Nudist Claims That Are Probably True
When we last saw Amanda Bynes, she was denying a slew of hit-and-run charges and toking up in her car and terrorizing cupcake shops and getting pissy with anyone who compared her to Lindsay Lohan.
But all that nuttiness is behind her. These days, she's just wandering around naked in tanning salons and threatening to sue anyone who talks about it.
Kelsey Grammer Introduces Daughter to Her Future at Playboy Mansion Party
Parenting may not come naturally to everyone, but occasionally common sense dictates good child-rearing decisions. For example, it's generally frowned upon to bring your infant daughter to a party at the Playboy Mansion.
Hint hint, Kelsey Grammer.
A Message from Your Friendly Neighborhood Tom Cruise: I Will Tase You, Bro
Let this be a warning to all neighbors of Tom Cruise: Do not drunkenly wander onto his property if you'd rather not be electrocuted.
Tom Cruise does not appreciate your shenanigans.
Elizabeth Taylor Haunts Forbes List as Highest Paid Dead Celebrity
Even after they're dead and gone, some celebrities continue to rake in the dough. And this year's top zombie earner?
Elizabeth Taylor, whose violet-eyed ghost hauled in a whopping $210 million.
Tom Cruise Didn’t Abandon Suri and He’ll Sue Anyone Who Says Otherwise
Hurt by accusations from both Life & Style and In Touch magazines, Tom Cruise is suing for $50 million against claims that he abandoned his daughter Suri after divorcing Katie Holmes.
Possibly because he's under the misconception that those rags report actual news.
Twisted Tweeter Wants to Kill Christina Applegate’s Fiance for Stealing Her Away
A creepy (read: damaged) fan on Twitter has been sending Christina Applegate's fiance death threats for swiping Christina out from under him. Even though they've probably never met.
LeAnn Rimes Has Self-Inflicted Pain You Peasants Cannot Begin to Understand
Country singer and noted man-stealer LeAnn Rimes is fresh out of her stay in rehab for stress and anxiety she brought on her own damned self. Yay?
StarDust: Chris Brown Proves He’s Still a Horrible Person + More
- Since Chris Brown can always be a more deplorable human being, rumors are now flying that he wants Rihanna to get a boob job because it would be “totally hot.” Dysfunction junction, that's your function.