Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry Pizza
Can't we just let a pizza be a pizza?
A Baby Boy Named Frankenstein Was Born on Halloween
Talk about an entrance.
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Channing Tatum is getting in on Jimmy Kimmel's madness.