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Charlie Sheen Wants to Put on a Cape and Save Lindsay Lohan. Without Sleeping With Her.
Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.
Justin Bieber Had the Worst Birthday Ever for a Really Rich 19-Year-Old Superstar
Justin Bieber isn't a happy guy. Seems the newly 19-year-old Canadian had the "worst birthday," save for maybe a lot of homeless, hungry, or terminally-ill kids, of course.
Comedian Adam Hills Defends Adele From Joan Rivers’ Tired Fat Jokes [VIDEO, NSFW LANGUAGE]
We love Joan Rivers when she's funny. She's a comic legend and pulls no punches. But her recent stint on 'The Late Show With David Letterman' was trite and full of fat jokes about Adele, who is pretty universally loved.
As a result, that didn't sit well with a lot of people.
Lena Dunham Thinks Hating Anne Hathaway + Liking Seth MacFarlane Makes You a Bad Feminist
Lena Dunham has come under fire for the lack of ethnic diversity on her HBO show 'Girls,' and being part of the firestorm that erupted after that Lisa Lampanelli tweet didn't help matters any.
Now she's waded into another controversy, essentially saying if you find Anne Hathaway the slightest bit annoying, you're a detriment to feminism -- especially if you've ever laughed at Seth MacFarlane's jok
Lindsay Lohan Rejects Yet Another Plea Deal. And It’s Not Even Her Lawyer’s Fault This Time.
Despite attorney Mark Heller's best efforts, Lindsay Lohan refuses to accept a plea bargain in that case where she supposedly lied to the cops. This will end well.
Seth MacFarlane Opens the 2013 Oscars With Class – And a Whole Lot of Funny [VIDEO]
Upon learning that he was hosting the 2013 Oscars, Seth MacFarlane claims his reaction was simple: "It's an honor that everyone else said no."
MacFarlane mocked the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars, but he still showed the Academy Awards grace and respect. Though this was not one of the Comedy Central roasts that the 'Family Guy' creator was used to, he still killed it.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Drunk Dialing, Dismissed Lawsuits + Destroyed Dresses
Lindsay Lohan continues her losing streak: a lawsuit, half of a gown and even more of the fumes that were once her self-respect. Surprise!
The Oscars Gift Bags Are Chock Full of Condoms + Weird Crap Rich People Probably Don’t Need
Because getting to wear free gowns and jewelry and earn zillions of dollars isn't quite enough for Hollywood's elite, many go to the Oscars just for the swag.
And for the 2013 Oscars, that swag includes a copy of Leeza Gibbons' book. Bet you're totes jelly!
Mila Kunis + Ashton Kutcher Are Moving in Together Because She Probably Hates Herself
Clearly not realizing she can do a lot better, Mila Kunis somehow agreed to move in with Ashton Kutcher.
Jessica Biel Dances Much More Awkwardly Than Justin Timberlake Ever Will [VIDEO]
Jessica Biel is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, but if there's one thing we now know she can't do, it's dance.
Justin Bieber Took a Girl Who Isn’t Selena Gomez Out After the 2013 BRIT Awards [PHOTO]
While we were still waiting for Selena Gomez to take Justin Bieber back in an effort to make 'Spring Breakers' look less damning and herself seem more relevant, he went and moved right along.
This time, it's not a hot mess reality starlet, but a stunning British beauty.
Looks like Gomez will have to keep getting drunk for publicity now.
Lindsay Lohan Wants $500K to Shill an Energy Drink in Dubai + May Not Be Boning That DJ
While it's debatable whether Lindsay Lohan gets her endless, (fist) in-your-face energy from energy drinks or something else, she's more than happy to help sell them. For, you know, half a million dollars.