John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
Three Years After Being in a Coma, This Guy is Able to Fulfill His Dream
Kelcie and Larry were high school sweethearts who, above all, were best friends. Things were going great until one night, when a drunk driver hit Larry and put him in a coma.
Don’t Blink or You’ll Miss What Happens to These Corvettes
You have to pay close attention to this security footage at the Corvette Museum, or else you'll miss the shocker that happens!
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
These Animals Should Not Be Best Friends – Our Hearts Just Exploded
What are all of these animals doing living together? It seems like it might be a scene from a Saturday morning cartoon, but it's really just the amazing Rocky Ridge Refuge.
You’ll Never Guess What Gets This Baby So Hyped
This father and his 16-month-old son were watching 'Man of Steel' together quietly, but then this happened.
Walter White’s Facebook Look Back will Make Your Day
These Facebook "Look Back" videos are treating everyone to pangs of nostalgia, but we'd venture to say that you won't find one as entertaining as Walter White's from Breaking Bad.
What This Squirrel Tried to Do Had Us Cracking Up
Squirrels seem like they'd make awesome pets. They're cute, they're energetic and, sometimes, they do something hilarious, like what this squirrel attempts in this video.
Dad Pleads with Facebook to See His Deceased Son’s Look Back
An impassioned father has posted a video in the hopes of it reaching Mark Zuckerberg or anyone else at Facebook. His request? He wants to be able to see his deceased son's "Look Back" video.
Watching This Giant Panda Playing in the Snow Will Melt Your Heart
This winter's been pelting us with so much snow that most of us have gotten sick of the powder. But others, like Da Mao the giant panda at the Toronto Zoo, are loving all of the snow days.
You Won’t Believe What Made This Little Boy Cry
Something happened that drove this little boy to tears. And you'll never believe what it was.