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10 Things We Aren’t Thankful for This Year
Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Where has the time gone? As you prepare your menu, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. But as always, there are a few things that we could really have done without this year. Hurricanes, superstorms and other freakish weather systems, for example, don't deserve our gratitude. Here are 10 things we aren't thankful for:
10 Deep-Fried Dishes We’d Like to Invent
America is obsessed with deep-fried foods. You better make an appointment with your cardiologist, because the deep-fried phenomenon isn't going away anytime soon. It looks like there is no limit when it comes to the culinary artform that is deep fried cooking. What will they come up with next? Maybe they'll start deep frying asparagus soon—we doubt it, but you never know. Well, we might as well in
10 Forms of I.D. That Won’t Be Accepted on Election Day
It's almost time to cast your vote for the 2012 presidential election, and in some states it's important that you present valid photo I.D. Otherwise you could be prevented from casting your vote, which would deprive you of performing your civic duty. Don't worry—we're here to help you! Here is a list of 10 forms of I.D. that won't be accepted on election day:
Watch the Luckiest Guy On Earth Survive an Insane Car Crash
This may not be the smartest driver we've ever seen, but he sure is the luckiest.
10 Unnecessarily Sexy Halloween Costumes That Actually Exist
It's Halloween! That can only mean two things: 1) Scary things that go bump in the night, and 2) girls wearing senselessly provocative outfits. Oh yes, girls in so-called sexy costumes have become as much a Halloween tradition as pumpkin carving. Now, we're not complaining that there are scantily clad women during the Halloween season. Not at all. The thing is, some of the costumes are trying just
10 Ways to Traumatize Your Kids This Halloween — The Funnies
Halloween isn't just about candy and haunted houses—it's about creating lifelong memories with your kids. You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children. Or ... you could traumatize them. Let's not forget, Halloween is also about playing ma
Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store
Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago.
10 Things We Wish Obama and Romney Had Debated — The Funnies
So how 'bout that debate? Obama and Romney put on their best I-hope-undecided-voters-like-this-color ties and then didn't even have the courtesy to commit any major gaffes for all of us to mock. We also feel like there are a few special topics that went completely unaddressed on Wednesday night, and we worry they may not even come up in the next two debates. It's time that these topics are brought
11 Reasons Your Weight Loss Regimen Won’t Work — The Funnies
Weight loss is always on the minds of most Americans. Thanks to the unforgiving media, the ideal body weight is about 90 pounds and that person can promptly fall over at the gust of a single wind. This amount of pressure to be thin often drives people to great lengths to stay skinny.
10 Things You Never Knew About the Presidential Nominees — The Funnies
The presidential election is kicking into high gear, so get ready to hear those annoying ads—you know, the ones that claim Obama never created jobs and Romney outsources everything. It's time to duck while politicians sling mud at each other.
11 Terrible Names to Give Your Dog — The Funnies
Dogs. They're man's best friend. It takes a lot of love and care to properly raise one. That love starts with the perfect name.