
HARD MTN DEW Wants to Rename Dew, Texas to HARD DEW
HARD MTN DEW has its sights set on Dew, Texas – population: 70. The goal? To rename it HARD DEW, Texas, because… why not? It’s the kind of idea that could only be brewed up in the Lone Star State.
- Location: Dew, Texas (a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it town).
- Goal: 10,000 signatures by February 28, 2025.
- The catch? Turning the town into a HARD MTN DEW-themed wonderland.
Texas is no stranger to big ideas – the bigger, the better. But HARD DEW, Texas? That might just take the cake... or the can. It's not just a name change the town would receive. There are also some promised perks the town could look forward to.
Sure, the town would get a rand new welcome sign, but why stop there when you can slap a giant soda can on the highway? HARD MTN DEW is pulling out all the stops for this name change.
- "Welcome to HARD DEW, Texas!" – The town’s new sign will be Instagram gold.
- The Big Can Energy: A HARD MTN DEW can installation to rival the Cadillac Ranch.
- Locals-Only Happy Hour: Free drinks for 21+ residents because why shouldn’t everyone toast their new town name?
- Cash for the Community: HARD DEW promises some upgrades for the town, too – maybe a shiny new soda fountain?
Want to make HARD DEW, Texas a reality? Sign the petition, and let’s give this tiny town the glow-up it deserves!
SIGN THE HARD DEW PETITION HERE!
So, will Dew, Texas, make history as HARD DEW? Or will it remain a soft sip of Texas lore? Either way, this is one story that’s worth raising a can to.
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