‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman Finally Agrees To Do Porn
When it comes to porn, whatever floats your boat is your own business. If you want to watch a guy dressed as Bugs Bunny pour a jar of pickles onto a clown– that’s cool dude. We don’t judge, but we might borrow it out of curiosity. However, when it comes to ‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman and porn, we can’t help but get a little bugged out.
Nadya declared bankruptcy yesterday (act surprised) and it looks like she’s looking for a new source of income. Maybe giving birth to a million kids while living on government assistance wasn’t as stable as she thought it was.
In search for new ways to make money Nadya has finally agreed to do a “masturbation video” for an adult entertainment website. This seems like the next logical step in her sad career. She recently posed topless in a British magazine to show the world she “pinged back into shape like a rubber band.” If by rubber band they meant like the over-used Stretch Armstrong doll in our parents’ attic, then yes, we agree.
Nadya once said she’d never do porn. Welcome to “never” everybody! She’s claims still not doing porn, because in her mind, appearing alone on camera doesn’t count as porn. Right Nadya, you can spin this any way you want. We all know better.
We’d like to help the adult website name this little video featuring Nadya. Maybe something like “Octo-my God Please Stop,” “10 Kids , No Viewers” or “Nadya Going To Be Able To Get Off To This.”