If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
Hugh Hefner's secretary of over 40 years, Mary O'Connor, has gone to that great Playboy Mansion in the sky. And the sassy den-mother, who saw scores of playmates bounce their man-made boobies about, will be missed by not only Hef, but by the plasticine ladies who knew her.
Remember that time Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner was dating that young, attractive blonde?
No, not that one. Not that one either. Or that one. Or those two.
Hugh Hefner has received word that Justin Bieber and his father want to come to the Playboy Mansion. The 84-year-old Hefner revealed this during an interview with CNN's Piers Morgan, after he had told Morgan how he had taken his 24-year-old fiance Crystal Harris to see Bieber's movie "Never Say Never" for Valentine's Day.
Harris, who was also on the show, said she is looking forward to