Texas-Themed Adult Happy Meals

There's a restaurant and bar in Ohio that is offering its grown customers adult happy meals to-go. This is absolutely brilliant, these meals come with some pretty delicious food, and complete all the meals with alcohol and candy. Now, my question is, why didn't Texas think of this first, and now that we know about it, why hasn't restaurants started adopting this yet.

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I think we could come up with some pretty Texan-approved adult happy meals quite easily. Take a look below at the proto-type menu, there's an option for just about everyone. Hey, who knows. maybe Texan restaurants could adopt this, I don't mind.

Bay Rat Special

Shrimp Boil with the works
- that's right, load that bad boy up with the skrimps, king crap, crawfish, sausage, and of course potatoes and corn are a given.
Quench your thirst with some Shiner Bock.

CowBoy Bundle

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Chili and Corn Bread from Killeens BBQ in Pearlan [who apparently has the best Chili around these parts of Texas]
Pecan Pie from honestly anywhere south, it's all good.
Budweiser

The Cheer Moms Mixer

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Chicken Ceaser Salad from Chick-fil-A
Margarita-in-a-bag

The LineBacker Protein Booster

Texas Roadhouse Ribeye Steak {slider version]
Riblets
Side of FULLY-LOADED baked potato
and you can't forget those delicious rolls
Budlight

Pit Master Smokebox

Uncle Mutts Pulled Pok BBQ Sandwiches
Potato Salad
Green Beans
Texas Sweet Tea

Frat Party Box

La Bella Tavola Chicken Parmasian Pizza [Hidden Gem in Cuero!]
Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets
12-Pack of 4 Loko

The Hangover Cure

Whataburger Breakfast Burger
- It features a beef patty, American cheese, freshly cracked egg, two slices of bacon, and three hash brown sticks, all topped with creamy pepper sauce.
Texas -made Michelada
- Made with a Texas sauce that is perfectly paired with Texas-made Karbach Love Street.

So what do you think? I think Texans deserve their own Adult Happy Meals. What do you think would be the best combination? Take our poll below and let us know!