Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Courtney Stodden Teaches the Impressionable Youth of America to Marry Old + Pervy [VIDEO]
Once upon a time, nubile 16-year-old Courtney Stodden was sold by her evil step-mother to a creepy old King for a publicity stunt that could spin straw into gold. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
This is pretty much the tale that Stodden weaved for two young girls who were interviewing people at a pre-Oscars gifting suite. We don't know why any of them were there and we don't care.
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
There's a first time for everything and then after that it can't be a first time again ... or something. This songstress once said, "I think you can't repeat the first time of something."
FBI Warns Celebs to Lock Down Bank Accounts as Hackers May Be Withdrawing Cash
As we learned yesterday, multiple celebrity financial accounts were hacked, resulting in their social security information, mortgages, car loans and credit card accounts showing up on the internet. Among the targets were Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mel Gibson, Hulk Hogan, President Obama and his wife Michelle, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Hillary Clinton, and Vice President Joe Biden.
Now the celeb hackers h
StarDust: Rebel Wilson + Channing Tatum Make Us Want to Watch the MTV Movie Awards + More
- Rebel Wilson rides Channing Tatum to promote the MTV Movie Awards.
Will Smith Sits Young Justin Bieber Down + Gives Him Some Much-Needed Fatherly Advice
As we've previously reported, all his actions seem to indicate that Justin Bieber is going off the deep end. Thankfully for him, Will Smith has been around to talk him off the high dive and convince him that squeaking violent threats at reporters is really not the answer.
StarDust: Adele + Jennifer Lawrence Currently Planning BFF Slumber Parties + More
- Adele and Jennifer Lawrence are pretty much besties now and we can't even deal.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
The owner of this home, who has a talent for tickling the ivories and a set of serious pipes to match, is currently busy promoting her new album and taking care of her interestingly-named son.
Whether she's playing a song off her flame-filled album for her fans (including President Obama) or taking an '80s cartoon theme and turning it into a soulful ballad, this gorgeous lady can do no wrong in ou
Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE TH
Famous Fears: The Strangest Celebrity Phobias
Everyone's afraid of something. And if you're not, chances are you're not really human -- because even celebrities, those citizens we put on pedestals, have phobias, some of which can seem far from normal.
But even outside of Hollywood, if it exists, chances are someone you know is afraid of it. Yes, even rainbows. (That's called iridophobia.)
Jane Lynch Fabulously Raps Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ on ‘Conan’ [VIDEO]
After doing a Nicki Minaj song for her TV show 'Glee,' actress Jane Lynch showed off just how adept her rap skills are on the March 4 episode of 'Conan.'
When urged to perform an encore of Minaj's hit 'Super Bass' (which will appear on an upcoming episode of 'Glee'), Lynch did not disappoint, immediately launching into the first verse for Conan O'Brien and his delighted audience.
StarDust: Kate Middleton Might Have Revealed There’s a Baby Queen in Her Womb + More
- Kate Middleton accidentally says she's having something that starts with a D. Dolphin?