Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Mark Wahlberg May Blessedly Return to His Marky Mark + the Funky Bunch Days [VIDEO]
Before Mark Wahlberg became a Serious Actor, he was known for wearing tighty whities on Calvin Klein billboards and for being the frontman of the '90s hip-hop group Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. After two albums and several hits (most notably 'Good Vibrations'), the band broke up in 1993 -- and Wahlberg hasn't much wanted to acknowledge that part of his professional history since.
But with New K
Guess the Celebrity Crib
To make ends meet, this surgically-enhanced former television star, now dancing and skating reality show star, has been forced to sell her Malibu home to close the gap in her expenses.
Will Ferrell + Chad Smith from Red Hot Chili Peppers – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Comedian Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith don't have a lot in common. At least if you don't count their preference for covering up their genitalia with the smallest items of clothing possible.
StarDust: Kesha and Her Mom Joined Forces to Write a Song About Her Lady Bits + More
- Kesha enlisted the help of her mother to write a song that's either about a car or a vajayjay.
Holly Madison Is Thinking About Eating Her Plancenta. That’s All We Got.
Pregnant Holly Madison has big plans for her placenta after giving birth. Specifically, she plans to eat it. As you do.
Christian Slater Engaged to His Girlfriend, Who Isn’t the Lesbian He Thought She Was
On 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' last night (Feb. 27), actor Christian Slater revealed he put a ring on his girlfriend, Brittany Lopez.
But the couple had a rather unusual meet-cute story: The 'Heathers' star revealed that the first time he made Lopez's acquaintance in 2009, she was a lesbian. Which isn't really how that works at all, but stay with us here.
Nicki Minaj + He-Man – Celebrity Doppelgangers
He-Man, you Nicki Minaj. Get it? Get it? Yeah, you got it.
Justin Bieber Shows Off His, Uh, ‘Style’ in London – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber has landed in London, and it seems he's using his trip across the pond to experiment with some rather interesting fashion choices.
Nope, we're not even referencing his gas mask disguise that drew even more attention to himself while shopping in Great Britain.
Life Imitates Art as Mary-Louise Parker Is Accused of Threatening to Have Someone Whacked
Now that 'Weeds' is over, Mary-Louise Parker has gone back to her first love: antiquing. And, allegedly, threatening to kill people who own antique shops. Or so a shop owner would have us believe.
All of which MLP (insert all the bronies sent here by Google thinking this is a 'My Little Pony' article) denies.
Brandi Glanville’s Book May Become a Movie, But Her Dad Just Wants Her to Cover Up Her Boobs
Brandi Glanville's scathing memoir about the affair between ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his co-star/current wife LeAnn Rimes may have just come out, but there's already talks of turning it into a movie.
Possibly through Lifetime, although that could just be Glanville trolling us all.
Jennifer Aniston Is Finalizing Plans to Wed Justin Theroux. No, Seriously.
Perusing the tabloids, one would think Jennifer Aniston has planned weddings on multiple occasions, all while being knocked up with twins. And ever since she announced her engagement to Justin Theroux back in October, the feeding frenzy has only intensified.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This actress has a whole lot of ethnic pride. As she'll tell you, "I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out."