Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adam Lambert Almost Stole the Show at Fergie’s Star-Studded ‘Gayby’ Shower [PHOTOS]
A very pregnant Fergie (soon to be Fergie Duhamel) had a baby shower on Sunday, July 28, and it wasn't just any baby shower. Thanks to the gay-heavy guest list, Fergs dubbed this a "gayby" shower -- but even in that sea of fabulousness, Adam Lambert still managed to shine.
Jay Z’s ‘Performance Art’ Now an HBO Film With Judd Apatow + Alan Cumming [VIDEO]
Jay Z (formerly Jay-Z) recently lip-synced the song 'Picasso Baby' off his new album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' in a gallery for six hours straight and called it "performance art." Now you can call it something else: an HBO film entitled 'Picasso Baby: A Performance Art Film.'
Bonus: Much like 'Hot Tub Time Machine' or 'Snakes on a Plane,' you immediately know what it's about.
Lindsay Lohan Plans to Drop Her Poisonous Friends When She Leaves Rehab
Lindsay Lohan will be a busy girl when she leaves rehab: She has an interview with Oprah, a high-paying docu-series on tap, and a career to revitalize.
That doesn't leave a lot of time for socializing -- but it's probably for the best since she may be dumping the vast majority of her friends anyway.
John Travolta Dances With Shirtless Men, Allegedly to Shill Booze [VIDEO]
After paying boatloads of cash to a male masseuse on whom he may or may not have let his fingers do the walking, John Travolta apparently decided his next best move would be to promote Brazilian booze by ambiguously dancing with shirtless men. Alrighty.
Also not helping matters? His refusal to shave whatever that thing is off his face. (That's a decision worse than 'Battlefield Earth.')
RuPaul, Miley Cyrus, Wil Wheaton + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today on Twitter (July 25) no one made any Christmas in July references, which made us super sad pandas. It was also Thursday, which really means pre-Friday. (Dear Rebecca Black, kindly make a 'Friday' follow-up called 'Thursday' so we can mock it on the regular.)
Bruce Willis Gave a Super Awkward Interview That Made Everyone Cringe [VIDEO]
Bruce Willis recently went on a London radio station to talk about his new action-movie 'RED 2,' but things didn't turn out quite so well. In fact, his interviewer later called it "the most awkward interview ever" because the 58-year-old actor couldn't seem to remember that he was there for, well, an interview.
Donald Faison, Rob Corddry, Ice T + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's over! Royal Baby fever is finally over! Thank you, Twitter, for ceasing to care. Instead, today (July 24) was all about making new friends, getting birthday wishes from the old, and reminding people to watch/buy your new product.
Lena Dunham + Nicole Drespel – Celebrity Doppelgangers
No, that was not Lena Dunham on a re-run of the '30 Rock' episode 'Standards and Practices' last night -- that was actress and improv comedienne Nicole Drespel.
Lady Gaga + Justin Bieber Top Forbes’ List of the Highest Paid Celebrities Under 30
Forbes announced its list of the highest earning celebs under 30, and leading the pack is Lady Gaga, followed by Justin Bieber -- both of whom coincidentally also have the most pull on Twitter.
That Creepy Guy Won the ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ Contest – So the Radio Station Canceled It
A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Billy Ray + Tish Cyrus Decided They’re Not Getting Divorced After All
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus (the people you can blame for bestowing Miley Cyrus upon the world) have called off their divorce, crediting couples counseling for their reconciliation.