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Dina Lohan Drank a Whole Bunch, Pledged Some Money to Charity – And Stiffed Everyone [VIDEO]
It's difficult to tally all the accounts floating about of Dina Lohan not paying for things, so what difference does one more make?
Deepak Chopra, Kesha, Fairuza Balk + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 5) celebrities decided to move, rocked out with cats, kept tweeting, supported each other and fought bullies.
Jenna Jameson Calls Ex-Boyfriend Tito Ortiz a Lady-Beating Addict
Since breaking up last year, reigning porn queen Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz's relationship has been anything but amicable. Now Jenna's escalating, claiming Tito beat her and routinely abused drugs.
It’s Tuesday, So Leonardo Dicaprio Has a New Supermodel Girlfriend [PHOTOS]
Leonardo Dicaprio switches out Victoria's Secret models the way most of us lowly peasants switch out socks. (You guys do that once every few weeks, right?)
Well, it's about that time, so he's now hooked up with German bombshell Toni Garrn.
Ali Wentworth, Bette Midler, Anderson Cooper + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 28) celebrities got excited, failed at grammar, chowed down, chased some business ventures and got familiar with fertilizer.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Robert Pattinson + Katy Perry Spied Together at a Wedding Rehearsal … For People They Don’t Know
Now that Robsten has broken up, each respective member is handling it in their own way. And while Kristen Stewart is possibly having her life force slowly drained by Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson is hanging out with good friend Katy Perry -- and stealing all the thunder from the wedding of a random couple.
Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Teaser Will Remind You to Always Leave a Note [VIDEO]
It's the final countdown.
After seven years of sobbing loudly in a showers while wearing cutoffs, 'Arrested Development' fans can rejoice: The new trailer for season 4 has arrived, and it's even more exciting than a fire (sale).
‘Girls Gone Wild’ Creator Joe Francis Convicted of Assault for Going Wild on Three Women
Joe Francis, creator of 'Girls Gone Wild,' was convicted of assault and false imprisonment on Monday (May 6) for a 2011 incident in which he took three women back to his house under false pretenses and then attacked them for trying to leave.
Stop us when we get to something that surprises you.