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Mom Leaves Toddler Son In Car With Dead Body
Mom Leaves Toddler Son In Car With Dead Body
Mom Leaves Toddler Son In Car With Dead Body
If Jessica Ockman had designs on becoming a stage mother, it seems she planned on her little bundle of joy's first role to be in a new 'Weekend at Bernie's' movie. Authorities in Louisiana's Jefferson Parish have booked the 33-year-old woman on various charges after she left her 20-month-old son in a car for over an hour. The boy wasn't by himself in the car, mind you. Nope - he was in the compan
Walmart Shoplifter Throws a Fit After Getting Caught in the Act
Walmart Shoplifter Throws a Fit After Getting Caught in the Act
Walmart Shoplifter Throws a Fit After Getting Caught in the Act
Stay classy, Walmart shoppers! Police in Bradenton, Florida arrested a woman last Wednesday after she went loco when a store official stopped her while she tried to leave with a cart of goods she hadn't purchased. When initially confronted, 22-year-old Myra Mays tried to hit an employee with a bar stool she had stuffed into her cart. She then knocked over a display of gas grills, which caused over
Woman Wakes Up to Drunk Burglar Sleeping on Her Couch
Woman Wakes Up to Drunk Burglar Sleeping on Her Couch
Woman Wakes Up to Drunk Burglar Sleeping on Her Couch
We've all read our fair share of ridiculous criminal stories on the Internet. But waking up to find a burglar sleeping on your couch? That takes it to a whole new level. Just ask the 63-year-old Long Neck, DE, resident who sauntered into her living room Tuesday morning to find a drunk burglar passed out on her couch.
Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women
Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women
Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women
A man in Jensen Beach, Florida got picked up by police before he picked up any chicks. Twenty-year-old Anthony Hernandez admitted to police he stole an 18-pack of Bud Light from a 7-Eleven on Monday in the hopes he could use the beer to "score some women."
Man Fails to Make Purchase With $1 Million Bill
Man Fails to Make Purchase With $1 Million Bill
Man Fails to Make Purchase With $1 Million Bill
Who wants to be a fake millionaire? The Minneapolis Star Tribune reports a man in Minneapolis tried to pay for a purchase at a CVS Monday with a $1 million bill. The only problem, of course, is a $1 million bill is about as real Santa Claus.
Man Calls 911 80 Times in Five Hours
Man Calls 911 80 Times in Five Hours
Man Calls 911 80 Times in Five Hours
Someone buy John Calvery a dictionary because he needs to learn the definition of "emergency." According to cfnews13.com, police in Port Orange, Florida arrested the 57-year-old man last Friday after he called 911 about 80 times in a five-hour period. Authorities said he dialed in once every three minutes.
Man Jailed for Mailing Tarantulas
Man Jailed for Mailing Tarantulas
Man Jailed for Mailing Tarantulas
Snail mail isn't for everyone. According to The Los Angeles Times, a German man has been sentenced to six months in prison after he pleaded guilty to shipping nearly 250 tarantulas by mail to the United States. A federal prosecutor said 37-year-old Sven Koppler, who must also pay a $4,000 fine, is one of the "largest illegal importers of tarantulas."
Sears Employee Wears Boots He Stole From Store To Work
Sears Employee Wears Boots He Stole From Store To Work
Sears Employee Wears Boots He Stole From Store To Work
You'd have to think that a man who works at a Sears in Sarasota, Florida was given the boot after he was caught stealing from the store. The Herald-Tribune reports the unidentified 18-year-old man stole a pair of boots from the store in the DeSoto Square Mall – and then wore them to work.
Naked Man Throws Tennis Balls at Passing Cars
Naked Man Throws Tennis Balls at Passing Cars
Naked Man Throws Tennis Balls at Passing Cars
A naked man and some tennis balls sure caused a lot of racket in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday. According to stuff.co.nz, police arrested the unidentified man for walking around in his birthday suit while tossing tennis balls at cars as they zipped by.

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