Here's what we learned: Channing and Jenna are ready for their baby, Kris Jenner was caught making out with her money, Paris Jackson knows Billie Jean was not Michael’s lover (and a smooth criminal could be her dad), the sky isn’t falling but Katie Holmes’ weight is, Kanye West is gay, Amanda Bynes has a secret cult where twerking is a sacred dance -- and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.

First, the good stuff. His signature song 'Baby' is now the highest-certified single in U.S. history, edging out Elton John's 1997 'Candle in the Wind/Something About the Way You Look Tonight.' 'Baby' has gone platinum 12 times, while John's tracks went platinum 11 times.

The first 'Hangover' made Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and especially Zach Galifianakis stars, and it elevated Todd Phillips from middling Hollywood director to name-brand comic auteur. But in the film industry, success that surprising and enormous demands more success; the beast must be fed. But as 'The Hangover Part II' and especially the new 'Hangover Part III' prove, it is very hard to make a good sequel to a truly original idea. 'Part II' went the rehash route, recycling the plot of the first movie so brazenly you almost had to admire its chutzpah. 'Part III' finally breaks with the formula a little (SPOILER ALERT: there is no hangover), but still doesn't produce anything even remotely worthy of the first film.