9 of the Worst Gifts You Can Give a Texan This Christmas

HOW TO BUY A BAD GIFT

Buying a bad gift for a Texan is like poking an angry bull - it's gonna end badly for you. Christmas in Texas isn't just about giving stuff, it's about showing you know what Texans actually like.

Imagine giving a Cowboys fan a Texans jersey. Sure, they're both Texas teams but there's a HUGE difference. Unless you are looking for a prank gift, I would highly suggest avoiding the following items at all costs.

9 WORST GIFTS YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE FROM TEXAS

A Houston Texans or Dallas Cowboys rival team merch

Vegan jerky (in a state known for its love of beef and barbecue)

Winter snow boots or heavy winter gear (Texas has mild winters in most regions)

A bicycle helmet for cycling (many Texan cities aren't very bike-friendly)

Hot sauce from anywhere but Texas (Texans are proud of their local brands like Meat Church)

A small, impractical car (Texans love their large trucks and SUVs)

Anything that suggests Texas isn't the best state (Texan pride runs deep)

Bonus cringe points if it has a "Save the Planet" bumper sticker

Vegan barbecue cookbook

A book that replaces brisket with jackfruit and suggests tofu as a replacement for smoked meats

So maybe buying someone a vehicle wasn't something on your Christmas gift list, either way, you get the point. Texans might not always know what they want but they certainly know what they DON'T want.

Speaking of shopping for gifts, don't count on buying anything from these stores, since most are planned to be closed down.

MASSIVE LIST OF RETAILERS CLOSING THEIR DOORS IN 2024

Inflations, online shopping, and bad business deals are causing many massive retailers to shut down. Check out 12 of the most recognizable mega stores that are cutting their losses and shutting down this year.

Filed Under: Christmas gifts, chrsitmas

Categories: Victoria News