The Houston Astros are set to open the 2023 season at Minute Made on Thursday, March 30th. The reigning World Series Champion Houston Astros will open the season in True Texas Style. Houston Native and Rap Sensation, Megan Thee Stallion will throw out the first pitch. Texas Country sensation, Cody Johnson, will sing the National Anthem. It's going to be awesome.  The first pitch versus the White Sox will be at 6:08 PM. The first seven games of the Houston Astros season will be at Minute Made park. Let's Go Astros. Check out this awesome time-lapse video of the turf being installed for the 2023 MLB season.



While we are talking about Houston, let's take a moment to appreciate one man's comedic approach to Houston traffic. Whether it is the neverending construction, the endless traffic jams, or extreme speeders. Houston traffic makes many people nervous.  One social media post circulating made a comedic list about how to drive in Houston, which is so relatable. You can see the full post below. The original post was published by Anthony Jay Ray.

HOW TO DRIVE IN HOUSTON:

  • RUSH HOUR: The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.WHAT SPEED LIMIT?  The minimum acceptable speed on I-45 is 80 mph. On 99 and 59, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.
  • HOUSTON HAS ITS OWN TRAFFIC RULES:. Houston has its own version of traffic rules. For example, Ferraris and Lamborghinis owned by sports stars go first at a four-way stop. Cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go second. The trucks with the biggest tires go third. The HOV lanes are really designed just for the slow Louisianans passing through who are used to hogging the left lane everywhere.NEVER HONK: Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.
  • NEVERENDING CONSTRUCTION:  Road construction is permanent and continuous. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.ALWAYS BE ALERT: Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, ladders, possums, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, furniture, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, and crows.MOST IMPORTANT:  If you get LOST, Look for I-45 ... Then you are somewhere in Houston.
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Check out the babyfaces of Alvarez, Altuve, Bregman, Valdez, Tucker, and  McCuller's Jr,

YORDAN ALVAREZ

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A YOUNG JOSE ALTUVE:

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ALEX BREGMAN

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FRAMBER VALDEZ 

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KYLE TUCKER

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LANCE MCCULLERS JR

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LOOK: 50 images of winning moments from sports history

Sometimes images are the best way to honor the figures we've lost. When tragedy swiftly reminds us that sports are far from the most consequential thing in life, we can still look back on an athlete's winning moment that felt larger than life, remaining grateful for their sacrifice on the court and bringing joy to millions.

Read on to explore the full collection of 50 images Stacker compiled showcasing various iconic winning moments in sports history. Covering achievements from a multitude of sports, these images represent stunning personal achievements, team championships, and athletic perseverance.

 

 

 

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