Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Wanting to exact revenge on someone who hurt your family is normal -- cannibalism is not. This actor claims, "If someone were to harm my family... Or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
Lance Armstrong Comes Clean to Oprah About Competing Dirty + Doped [VIDEO]
While we were drinking and live-tweeting the first part of his interview on Jan. 17, Lance Armstrong was sharing what he assumed was his deep dark secret with Oprah Winfrey and the world: He used performance-enhancing drugs during his record-setting seven Tour de France wins.
StarDust: Prince Harry Is the World’s Most Eligible Bachelor + More
- Prince Harry declared Most Eligible Bachelor in the world because of reasons.
Taylor Swift May Have Had a Super-Secret Boob Job That We’re All Just Now Noticing
After arriving on the red carpet at the People's Choice Awards in a daring, plunging and expertly taped-down white dress, a lot of people (us included) noticed that Taylor Swift's rack seemed, shall we say, "artificially enhanced."
And there may be a damned good reason for it.
Lady Gaga Wants to Rescue Neverland Ranch + Basically Become Michael Jackson
In her continuing quest to buy everything Michael Jackson ever touched, Lady Gaga has now set her sights on the enormous adult playground that is Neverland Ranch.
StarDust: Amanda Bynes Is Definitely Doing It So Very Wrong + More
- Amanda Bynes got her cheek pierced. It's what all retired millionaires do.
LeAnn Rimes Subconsciously Writes About Infidelity and Feels Feelings [VIDEO]
LeAnn Rimes is still trying hard to elicit the world's pity, despite the fact that the main reason she's such a traumatic mess these days is because she cheated on her husband with a married man and then tied the knot with him after he left his wife and two kids.
And she hasn't been able to stop talking about it since.
Tom Cruise’s Scientology Matchmakers Tricked Celebrities Into Auditioning for a Role as His Wife
In the worst 'Punkd'-related prank in history, Scientology matchmakers for Tom Cruise allegedly held auditions for a fake part in a 'Mission Impossible' movie in order to find his third wife (a role later played by Katie Holmes).
Britney Spears + Jason Trawick Broke Up Because Babysitting Your Girlfriend Gets Old
Britney Spears' recent split from fiance Jason Trawick wasn't wholly unexpected -- and now reports indicate that for months before, they were indeed headed for Splitsville (population: them) because he just grew tired of having such an emotionally delicate flower for a girlfriend.
Notorious Meanie Steven Tyler Calls Off His Engagement to Erin Brady
Steven Tyler and Erin Brady, his fiance of one year and girlfriend of five, have officially split up. Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with his penchant for dressing like a '70s era Stevie Nicks -- and everything to do with how he treated her.
Harry Styles’ Hot Tub Girl Hermione Way Won’t Sell Her Story to the Press
After the inevitable breakup between Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, the One Direction member was photographed in a hot tub at Richard Branson's Necker Island getaway with a chick named Hermione Way (the red bikini'd girl above).
Way has since been offered cold hard cash to sell her story to the press, but in a recently published Facebook post, the one-time star of the Bravo reality show ‘Start-Ups
Kate Middleton’s Official Portrait Revealed to Both Praise and Snarky Criticism [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Now that she has a baby in her, Kate Middleton has earned an official royal portrait. But upon its unveiling, the reviews were mixed.