Jo Pincushion

When you were a kid all you wanted was to grow up and do all of the things your mother would never allow. Adulthood seemed like a magical get out of jail free card that you just couldn’t wait to acquire.

The Olympics have ended and you already have some serious withdrawal. You’ve watched every event and had a great time cheering on your country. It’s totally unfair that you have to wait another four years for the summer Olympics.

Reality television isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. As much as we hate to admit it we’re addicted to this genre of television. We love the fights. We can’t wait to see the stupidity,and we cheer every time a cast member gets embarrassingly drunk.

As the summer winds down you’re counting down the days to freedom. Admit it — you can’t wait for your kids to go back to school.

The Olympics are a great way to celebrate friendly competition. You’ve watched every event and DVR’d the ones you’ve missed. Your Olympic fever isn’t going away any time soon, right?

When it comes to porn, whatever floats your boat is your own business.  If you want to watch a guy dressed as Bugs Bunny pour a jar of pickles onto a clown– that’s cool dude.  We don’t judge, but we might borrow it out of curiosity.  However, when it comes to ‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman and porn, we can’t help but get a little bugged out.

We agree with Sir Mix-A-Lot; women with curves are amazing