How South Texan Are You? Take This Fun Quiz If You Live in TX

You say you’re Texan… but can you back it up with your tacos, your boots, and your Whataburger order?

Take this quick quiz and see how puro South Texas you really are. Keep score as you go!

1. Where do you get your breakfast tacos?

A. Gas station (2 pts)
B. Abuela’s kitchen (3 pts)
C. Taco Bell (1 pts)
D. That one cash-only spot with no sign (4 pts)

2. What’s your ideal South Texas summer day?

A. Floating the river with a speaker and a cooler (3 pts)
B. Grilling fajitas in the backyard (4 pts)
C. Hiding from the sun inside a H-E-B (1 pt)
D. Fishing on the river/coast (2 pts)

3. Be honest… how do you pronounce "Refugio"?

A. Ree-FOO-jee-oh (2 pts)
B. Ruh-FUR-ee-oh (4 pts)
C. Reh-FYOO-ree-oh (1 pts)
D. Reh-FUR-ee-oh (3 pts)

4.What do locals call the place with all the lights, pipes, and that lovely sulfur smell?

A. The Plant (4 pts)
B. The Refinery (2 pts)
C. The Chemical Plant (3 pts)
D. No clue, but I hold my breath when I drive past it (1 pts)

5. You’re invited to a carne asada. What are you bringing?

A. Meat from the Carneceria (4 pts)
B. Potato salad and a Bluetooth speaker (3 pts)
C. Store-bought cookies (2 pts)
D. Wait… what’s a carne asada? (1 pt)

6. Your Whataburger order says:

A. Patty Melt, spicy ketchup, large Dr Pepper (4 pts)
B. Honey butter chicken biscuit after midnight (3 pts)
C. Chicken strips and gravy (2 pts)
D. I’ve never been  (1 pts)

7. Have you two-stepped at a quinceañera?

A. Yes, and I DJ’d too (4 pts)
B. Just one little twirl (4 pts)
C. No, but I did clap off-beat (2 pts)
D. Never been to one (1 pt)

8. Which road hazard is most likely near your house?

A. Deer (4 pts)
B. Stray dog that follows you home (1 pt)
C. Hog (3 pts)
D. Opossum (2 pts)

Your South Texas Score:

0-8 Points: Bless Your Heart
You’ve got time to turn it around. Start with a trip to Buc-ee’s and work your way up.

9-13 Points: Weekender Texan
You’ve got some experience. You've probably caught a fish and burned your tongue on tamales.

14-19 Points: Born and Raised
You know the good pan dulce spots, grew up around folding chairs, and your playlist has at least one Tejano track.

20+ Points: ¡Puro South Texas, Baby!
You are the brisket. Your veins run Big Red. You’ve danced in boots, yelled at traffic, and still showed up to the afterparty.