Please Be My Baby Daddy, Mr. Awesome Dad Who Leaves Hilarious Post-its Around the House [PHOTOS]

Okay, I don't have any kids yet. To be honest, I'm afraid to even hold a baby that's not old enough to pour its own cup of coffee, so kid humor usually just isn't my thing...until I stumbled on THIS blog. Meet Chris Illuminati, freelance writer, stay-at-home dad, Post-it note prodigy, my new obsession and probably the next person to put out a restraining order against me because I want this guy to be my new BFF.

Seriously, he leaves the best Post-its around the house about raising his kid. I'm calling this guy for advice whenever I do have one of my own little clones running around.

Here are a few of my favorite Post-its he's written, but since it's Friday and you're half-assing it at work today anyway, you should probably look at ALL the hilarious photos he posts on his blog.