
18 Signs You Grew Up On the Starship Enterprise-D
You're not from just any starship -- you're from the Enterprise-D, class Galaxy, baby. Back when people still got stuck in turbolifts and even a kid could solve a major engineering crisis. Are you a true Enterprise-D kid like Wil Wheaton, aka Wesley Crusher from 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'? Here's how you know.
1. This was your first confidant:
Guinan
2. You learned how to sit from the best of 'em.
3. Borg, Schmorg, this is what’s really scary:
Lwaxana
4. You’ve totally taken (and instantly regretted) a short trip to Rubicun III.
Rubicun III
5. This guy!!! (*shakes fist* *smiles*)
6. You’d think twice before responding to a vague distress call from the Neutral Zone.
Distress
7. You think the banana split is possibly one of the greatest things in the universe.
Wesley Crusher
8. This is your idea of a good time:
Holodeck
9. You knew you could just grow some weird radishes to win the science fair.
Patterson Supra Radishes
10. You knew better than to whisper around these guys:
Ferengi
11. This was the best person to ask for help with your homework:
Data
12.You never EVER wanted to see this face:
Picard
13. Or this one:
Facepalm Picard
14. R.I.P. Natasha Yar 2337-2364.
Natasha Yar
15. Romulan ale. Not even once.
Romulan Ale
16. A Klingon tried to flirt with you, and it made you really nervous.
Klingon
17. This was your favorite game … briefly.
Game
18. And, finally, you’ve mastered the art of the turtleneck.
Turtleneck
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