Once upon a time, nubile 16-year-old Courtney Stodden was sold by her evil step-mother to a creepy old King for a publicity stunt that could spin straw into gold. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
This is pretty much the tale that Stodden weaved for two young girls who were interviewing people at a pre-Oscars gifting suite. We don't know why any of them were there and we don't care.
Child-bride Courtney Stodden knows all about Marilyn Monroe. Specifically that she was a breathy-voiced blonde with a big rack, a habit of standing over subway grates and an involvement in a rumored government cover-up with JFK that ended in her death.
Well, okay, she probably doesn't know that last part. But as for the rest? Stodden thinks she and the screen icon are totes twinsies.
Guess who has a music video you will probably watch because you can't look away? It's Courtney Stodden! That's right, the living Barbie doll recorded some footage for her new music video because at least then viewers can put her on mute.