I love scrolling social media because you never know what you are going to come across. Here is a status that my daughter shared and I thought it was too funny not to share.  The Liberty County Sheriff's Department in Texas shared a perfect status just in time for Valentine's Day!  Just in case you have an ex that might be a convict.

Valentine’s Day Weekend Special!

Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.
A PERFECT START TO VALENTINES DAY:
This Valentine’s Day Weekend Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious 5- star accommodations, and professional glamour shots that will be posted online for all to enjoy.
A PERFECT END TO VALENTINES DAY:
This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner. We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up. Operators are standing by!
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The original status was posted by a Sheriff's office in eastern NC. However, it has taken off and is being shared from Sherrif's Departments around the Country. Maybe your ex is not a convict, however, you can get back at them thanks to our friends at the San Antonio Zoo, be on the lookout for that article.

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