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Molly Ringwald Covers ‘The Breakfast Club’ Theme on Her Debut Jazz Album [AUDIO]
'The Breakfast Club' princess Claire Standish may be a snob, but she's not without her talents. This is evidenced by portrayer Molly Ringwald's new jazz album, on which she tackles 'Don't You (Forget About Me),' originally recorded by Simple Minds in 1985 for the cult-classic coming-of-age movie.
Amanda Bynes’ Parents Wish Kim Kardashian Would Shut Up About Their Kid Already
When Kim Kardashian and her sisters took over Chelsea Handler's late night talk show 'Chelsea Lately' on Monday night, they made some interesting comments about Amanda Bynes' recent antics -- comments that her parents didn't care for at all.
Portia de Rossi + Ellen DeGeneres Have Decided Parenthood Isn’t for Them
Seems new celebrity pregnancies are announced every week. But if you're waiting for Portia de Rossi to be one of them, don't bother -- because she and wife Ellen DeGeneres like their childfree lives just as they are, thanks.
Go Ahead and Think Simon Cowell Is Gay. He’s Too Busy Being Straight to Care.
Despite gallivanting with all manner of beautiful ladies, Simon Cowell's sexuality seems to constantly be in question. Now the 53-year-old producer and reality-show mogul says it's cool if you think he's gay.
(Which, in case you don't know, is exactly how straight people who are totally comfortable with their own sexuality handle such things.)
‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Has So Many Sex Tape Stories That She Can’t Even Keep Them All Straight
Originally, 'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham was just your average girl next door with a sex tape being shopped by anonymous sources to porn distributors. You know, the usual attentionista stuff.
Then it turned out she was doing that shopping herself. Now? She's just straight-up confused.
Amanda Bynes Has No Patience for Bourgeois Courts. Oh, and She’s a Redhead Now.
While Amanda Bynes was busy formulating a crack legal team to sue Perez Hilton and turning her face different hues of blue, she seems to have forgotten that she was due in court today for a hearing about her suspended license.
Get the Popcorn: Lindsay Lohan Is Booked on David Letterman Next Week
After a six-year dry spell, Lindsay Lohan will end an apparent Letterman prohibition by appearing on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' on Tuesday, Apr. 9.
Courtney Stodden Finally Poses Nude … With A Rubber Corpse [PHOTO]
For those of you waiting to see Courtney Stodden in the nude, here's your chance. Because even though Playboy shot her down, Girls & Corpses has come to the rescue.
So As It Turns Out, Kim Kardashian Is Not the Next Meryl Streep
The reviews are in for Tyler Perry's new 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor,' and despite only having a supporting role, Kim Kardashian did not manage to tempt critics into giving the film positive marks.
Call Eva Mendes ‘Baby’ and You Will Feel the Wrath of Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling may be on an acting hiatus, but that doesn't mean he's let his guard down. Especially when it comes to his woman, yo.
Amanda Bynes Seems To Be Doing Well, You Guys
Amanda Bynes is still keeping her family up at night, tweeting a series of platitudes seemingly aimed at a special someone this weekend.
Taylor Swift Will Appear on the ‘New Girl’ Season Finale. Then Probably Write a Song About It.
Taylor Swift, like her ex-boyfriends, has discovered a 'New Girl.'