Contact Us
Dumb Criminals

Dumb Criminals - Page 4

ABC News
ABC News
[

Man Stuffs $4,000 Worth of Snakes in His Pants [VIDEO]

Yup, those really were snakes in Eric Fiegel’s pocket.

Security cameras at Mesa, Arizona’s Predators Reptile Center caught the 22-year-old stuffing five $800 baby sharp albino boa constrictors into his shorts, and then leaving the premises.

Read More

jamestaylor1
[

Arrested Man Claims He Drank 48 Beers During Birthday Celebration

For his 58th birthday, Florida resident James Taylor (no relation to the singer) drank 48 beers.

Or at least that’s what he told the cops when they arrested him last week for causing a disturbance at Florida’s Hudson Beach.

Read More

derekskey, Flickr
derekskey, Flickr
[

Escaped Prisoner Caught When He Knocks on Guard’s Door

There’s a reason men don’t like to ask for help.

A prisoner who escaped from the Olympic Corrections Center in Washington State was captured Wednesday after he knocked on the door of a resort cabin in the woods, only to find out a guard who works at the facility was renting it.

Read More

Sheboygan Police Department
Sheboygan Police Department
[

Adult Brothers Arrested After Fighting Over Shampoo

Dandruff isn’t the biggest concern for the Pippert brothers.

Thirty-two-year-old Jonathan Pippert and is 27-year-old brother, Jared, of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, were arrested last Sunday after they got into a fight over a bottle of shampoo.

Read More

MSNBC
MSNBC
[

Woman Attempts to Hire Hitman on Facebook [VIDEO]

We’ve all updated our Facebook and Twitter accounts with messages we’ve later regretted, but most of the time they’re completely legal. Such wasn’t the case for 20-year-old Eley London, a mother from Philadelphia who told Facebook she’d “pay a stack” for someone to kill her baby’s father.

Read More

Keith Williamson, Flickr
Keith Williamson, Flickr
[

Woman Steals Racks of Ribs and Oxtails in Her Purse

Some women carry gum or mints in their purse. Marie Chester carries dinner for a big family.

Police in Fort Pierce, Florida arrested the 40-year-old woman last week for shoplifting six full racks of ribs and two packs of oxtails from a supermarket. Somehow, she carried out the food in her pocketbook. The items she took were worth $57.60.

Read More

Man Accused of Holding Up Convenience Store for 99 Cents
adam*b/flickr
[

Man Accused of Holding Up Convenience Store for 99 Cents

A New York man now faces a whopping $50,000 bail after police said he tried to rob a convenience store of 99 cents.

Christopher Tisley, a 34-year-old Brooklyn resident, sauntered into the store at about 3 a.m. on Saturday with a gun and ordered the clerk to hand over the change, according to police.

Read More

Woman Accused of Stealing Gas 8 Times From Same Station
Justin Sullivan, Getty Images
[

Woman Accused of Stealing Gas 8 Times From Same Station

The high price of gas seems to have gotten to Karleena Kempf.

Police in Galesburg, Illinois arrested the 35-year-old woman Saturday on charges of stealing gas from the same service station on eight different occasions between May 19 and June 10.

Read More

Wanted Man Gets Plastic Surgery To Become Woman In Effort To Avoid Arrest
Xurxo Lobato, Getty Images
[

Wanted Man Gets Plastic Surgery To Become Woman In Effort To Avoid Arrest

Aaron Vera Morales is definitely more Vera than Aaron.

Prosecutors in Mexico City say Vera Morales underwent plastic surgery to appear as a woman so he could elude police who were trying to arrest him.

Read More

Man Hides in Suitcase in Order to Steal From Luggage
o5com, Flickr
[

Man Hides in Suitcase in Order to Steal From Luggage

Getting a conviction is in the bag.

That may be what prosecutors in Spain are thinking after a man was arrested for theft by worming his body into a suitcase that was loaded onto an airport bus just so he could squeeze back out and steal from other luggage.

Read More

Man Beats Himself Up To Worm Out Of Drunken Driving Charge
Farmington Police Department
[

Man Beats Himself Up To Worm Out Of Drunken Driving Charge

Drinking can cloud your thinking, which may explain why a Farmington, Connecticut man came up with a pretty boneheaded idea.

Authorities say Daniel Vagnini beat himself up to prove to police he had been assaulted to get out of being charged with drunken driving last Saturday.

Read More

Mom Leaves Toddler Son In Car With Dead Body
Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office
[

Mom Leaves Toddler Son In Car With Dead Body

If Jessica Ockman had designs on becoming a stage mother, it seems she planned on her little bundle of joy's first role to be in a new 'Weekend at Bernie's' movie.

Authorities in Louisiana's Jefferson Parish have booked the 33-year-old woman on various charges after she left her 20-month-old son in a car for over an hour. The boy wasn't by himself in the car, mind you. Nope - he was in the company of a woman who just so happened to be dead.

Read More

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://kqvt.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on Q92: Victoria's Best Music Station quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on Q92: Victoria's Best Music Station quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!