Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast

Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model

Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!)

Hobbies: 420, surfing the web together, swinger socials, 420, Avon sales (Gar), and Hentai.

5 Things We Can’t Live Without: Hairspray, communication, 420, a bedazzler and the OPEN ROAD!

Into: Native American folklore role-play, writing X-Files fan fiction.

Not Into: Societal expectations, vegans (We are on a strict Paleo diet, sorry!)

We Spend Most of Our Free Time: Nude.

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HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email.

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