The Real Rainman — Hot Mess of the Day

Occupation: Inventor, conservation specialist, and worry wart.

Debilitating Phobias: Natural resource scarcity, thirst.

Skills: Finding solutions to imaginary problems, urine-cycling, swimming.

Hobbies: Collection large, water-tight containers.

3 Things He Can’t Live Without: H, 2, and O.

His Motto: “Don't wait for it to rain, make it rain."