hot mess of the day

Location: Home alone.

Occupation: Inventor, conservation specialist, and worry wart.

Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag. Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends. 3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace...

Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots Location: Deer Park, Long Island Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St...

Name: Edna Scissorhands Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending). Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds. 6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader's Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains...

Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!) Hobbies: 420, surfing the w ...

Name: Sassy Stanley Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator. Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise. Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearranging, and walking because for some reason I never get picked up while hitchhiking ...