Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day

Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.

Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace.

Her Motto: “ANIMAL!!!!!"